Bebita Pepino, Private Investigator
This Veteran Sleuth may present herself with an Aire of Befuddlement, but her Sharp Mind and Well-Honed Instincts are almost Certain to crack any Case.
View full postKort Endik, Insurance
Kort Endik would like to Offer You a little Peace of Mind, for only a Nominal Fee.
View full postCandenza Vieuxtemps, Chansonnier
Descended from a Famous Belgian Composer, Ms Vieuxtemps is one of the Nation’s Premiere Vocal Talents. She frequently elicits Raves for her Stunning and Emotionally Powerful Renditions of both Classical and Moderne Music.
View full postTigger Sauerzopf, Financial Consultant
Always on top of the Latest Trends in the Marketplace, this Wise Investor promises to Never Steer You Wrong when it comes to your Financial Future.
View full postElton Jansen, Flemish Separatist
This Youthful and Charismatic Leader has been Taking the Cause of Flemish Independence to the Streets of Belgium, sometimes in a Violent and Disorderly Fashion; he is highly Media Savvy and has utilized the Air-Waves and Internet to gain an …
View full postLilu Emami, Muckraking Photojournalist
This sassy character takes Award-Winning Photos and raises Eyebrows with her Unflinching Insights on the harsh Realities of Life and Society.
View full postMadame Isis, Lady in Waiting
Madame Isis has entertained Lusty Gentlemen for decades in her renowned House of Ill Repute. She is known for her Wit and Charm, and she has Friends in the Highest of Places.
View full post“La Bandita,” Swashbuckler
“La Bandita,” wanted for Piracy in the High Seas, has eluded capture by means of Threats, Swindles, and Bribery – but marine constables are on the look-out, and a long-awaited Arrest seems imminent.
View full postJeepers de Vooght, Monastic Brewer
Following in the Ancient Trappist Traditions, this Brewer of fine Ales also maintains a Highly Spiritual life-style.
View full postGris Gris, Film Director
Belgium’s Premier Film Director has won many Awards for his Artistry, though some Naysayers who write Critiques in popular Publications have dismissed his Work as “Pretentious.”
View full postCinnamon Calhoun, Assassin & Barista
Sweet as an Apple Pie and a Brewer of quite an aromatic cup of Coffee, one must nevertheless be watchful of one’s self in the presence of this Young Lady as she has been known to have a Questionable Conscience …
View full postMei Mei & Pan Pan, Trapeze Tandem
This Dynamic Mother-Daughter Duo wows Audiences with Feats of Acrobatics and Death-Defiance. They once stirred up Controversy by flaunting the Laws of the Nation of Belgium and Performing without Suitable Safety Measures in place! Still, they are as Popular as …
View full postMisty Watters, Bibliothéque Royale de Belgique
This Spinster respectfully requests that you remain Quiet – Whispering, Giggling, excessive Scratching of the Quill, and noisy Chewing of Tobacco are all forbidden within the Research Centre.
View full postMurray Malone, Jet-Set Socialite
This charismatic Gent has a Knack for finding his way to Parties for Wealthy and Attractive Persons around the World, and he has successfully courted a Most Impressive string of Ladies – or so say certain Gossips who run in …
View full postProfessor Nanu, University of Brussels
This well-educated Fellow has published his Works in many fine Journals throughout his illustrious Career, while his strict classroom manner helps to transform Rowdy Youths into Upstanding Gentlemen and Ladies.
View full postRocky Rhodes, Mountaineer
This Brave Adventure-Seeker climbs Peaks with Ease and Poses for Photographs to be placed on Cereal Boxes and inspire Youngsters the World over.
View full postOphelia, Princess of Belgium
The world has watched this Lovely Princess grow from Adorable Ring-Bearer to Rebellious Teen to the Fetching Lady who has earned our confidence in her Ability to both Govern the State and Throw a Fancy Dress Party.
View full postPersia Zuur, Socialist Walloon
Almost always seen at Political Functions, Citizen Zuur is known to hand over Bribes in exchange for Favours of all Varieties – yet the Breadth of his Influence is certainly great: despite his Reputation, he has never come under Official …
View full postTina Skaggs, Office Gossip
This Chatty Lady is quite excellent at Listening to the Goings-On around the Office, then strategically Dispensing this Information to obtain Personal Advantages as well as Enjoyment.
View full post“Dirtyface” Zanoni, Notorious Gangster
A regular on the Most Wanted List, “Dirtyface” Zanoni has been linked to trafficking in Liquor and is suspected of owning numerous Speakeasy establishments where patrons participate in All Manner of Socially Dispickable Activities.
View full postArmondo Blanco, Belgian Ambassador
This Distinguished Gentleman has been known to beguile the Shiftiest of Foes, draft Treatises of the Highest Intellectual Order, and entertain Persons belonging to the most Impressive Social Classes.
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